Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Review: Argo (2012), dir. Ben Affleck


The following review is spoiler free and is meant to be read BEFORE seeing the movie.

The brilliance of Ben Affleck is that he recognizes the impact of sound in movies better than many of his contemporaries. There is a moment in Argo, which I saw in theaters, where a single gunshot punctures your very sense of security in your seat. You know it’s coming. You dread it. But that ability to foresee it makes it no less shocking in the hands of a competent filmmaker.

Argo tells a stripped-down version of a true story played out behind the scenes of the Iranian hostage crisis, as the CIA plans a stunningly complicated and yet fascinatingly credible rescue mission by utilizing a CIA asset who works in the film industry to help put on a fake movie, set to film in Iran. The opening of Argo is tense despite knowing the end result, because Affleck keeps the momentum rolling through perfect timing of intercutting and showing the progressively dire situation deteriorate.

The film is able to maintain a languid pace at times by always keeping the danger of discovery and failure dangling over the heads of the hostages, who are posing as the fake film crew in Iran. What Affleck and the editor have accomplished is an incredible feat of narrative storytelling, as the one side of the story, filled with tense and sober intrigue in Iran, is interwoven with an absurd and at times openly comedic story of putting on a fake film production in Hollywood. One crucial scene mixes both of these stories, with both tones playing simultaneously, and manages to be absurd and horrifying at the same time, in exactly the way it was meant to.

The story is simplified, in many ways to the detriment of real heroes who were left out of this telling of the story, and there are times where it is obvious that events were heightened for dramatic tension and suspense, but otherwise there is little to be said about Argo that isn’t high praise. Argo represents another high point in Affleck’s directing career, coming after the equally compelling The Town and the masterpiece that is Gone Baby Gone. I have yet to see the widely panned Live by Night, so I might sit that one out to keep my faith in Mr. Affleck’s directorial abilities.


Rating:
«««½
(3.5/4)

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Celluloid Freaks will Return in... My Mid-30's


My fellow Freaks,

Eight years is a very long time for anything. I’m finding it hard to believe that it has been almost eight years since I’ve last updated Celluloid Freaks. There was nothing related to film that caused me to stay away. So why did I stop?
It may sound trite, but life got in the way. A series of personal complications including major depressive disorder and a long journey toward self-realization made it difficult to continue the task of seeing a new movie almost every week. So why did I come back? Because of COVID-19, is the short answer, but only part of it.
I have come to the realization through this quarantine that the constant negative feedback loop of life needs to be broken in order for life to have meaning beyond mere survival. My life is undoubtedly better than it was in the Summer of 2012, without a doubt; however, the ability to navigate the day-by-day chaos has become harder.
And my life has been undeniably better since then. When I was 27, I lived in my parents’ basement and I worked at a pet supply store, and had a serious drinking problem. Today, at 34, I own a home, I am months away from graduating law school, I have come out as transgender, and I am married to my soulmate, who I’ve been with for six blissful years.
So, I am coming back in part because I believe it will allow me to focus on something that brings me joy, and allow me to put all of the horror of current events in the back of my mind, for my own sake.
There is another reason I’ve decided to come back. And this is the triggering event. Last December, the very first guest on a test episode I put together, film journalist Charlie Allbright, passed away. It was devastating. I cared deeply about him and we had developed a lovely friendship since we became acquainted in 2009. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t miss him and his updates about the squirrels he was training, and knowing that he isn’t there any longer is a stabbing pain in my heart. He was one of the very first people I came out to, and little did I know at the time, we had that in common, as he came out to me very soon after.
Knowing that I won’t get to hear his voice, see his face, watch the adventures he had with his squirrels, or ever do a follow-up episode reviewing the entire Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy, is the push that made me want to open this back up again. I feel as if returning to my passion for film is the only way I know how to pay my respects to him in a way he would appreciate.
So here I am. This will be a very slow return, I must tell you. I have final exams for law school coming up soon, then I have studying for the Bar exam, whether COVID-19 causes it to be postponed or not, so I won’t have the time to be setting up, recording, editing, and posting a regular podcast. What is more likely is that I will be reviewing films I have seen over the past eight years, and post the reviews as I finish them. I don’t know what form the podcast will take when it eventually comes back. I am aiming to upload an episode in early 2021, and discuss what I feel are the most essential films to see of the last eight years. For a taste, I have below my top movies of 2019:

10. Captain Marvel
9. Spider-Man: Far From Home
8. Avengers: Endgame
7. Doctor Sleep
6. Parasite
5. The Irishman
4. Midsommar
3. Us
2. Knives Out
1. Uncut Gems

Sincerely,
Lauren

PS. Apologies. This isn’t my best writing; I mostly threw this together at 1:30am on a Tuesday after deciding I had put it off too long.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Episode 31: The Dark Knight Rises


After some extra time a way, Celluloid Freaks is back with a super-long episode detailing our feelings on Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises! There are occasional audio hiccups in this episode.

Timeline:
0:00 - Audio & Spoiler Warnings
0:14 - Dream Theater - The Dark Eternal Night
0:30 - Intro
0:45 - What Chris watched (Horrible Bosses, Once Upon a Time in the West, Uncle Buck, The Magician, The Watch)
5:04 - What Kat watched (Joe Dirt, Idiocracy, The Amazing Spider-man, Ghost Rider 2, Adventureland, Soul Leader)
16:46 - What Matt watched (The Amazing Spider-Man, Pan's Labyrinth, Fight Club, Super, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Adventure Time, Louie, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, Curb Your Enthusiasm, SpongeBob SquarePants)
26:43 - SPOILER FREE "The Dark Knight Rises" discussion
40:19 - Black Sabbath - Neon Knights
40:49 - FULL SPOILER "The Dark Knight Rises" discussion
55:15 - Outro & Announcements
55:42 - Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark


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Links:
Horrible Bosses
Once Opon a Time in the West
Uncle Buck
The Magician
Joe Dirt
Idiocracy
The Amazing Spider-man (preorder)
Ghost Rider 2
Adventureland
Pan's Labyrinth
Fight Club
Super
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Adventuretime
Louie
Breaking Bad
Curb Your Enthusiasm
SpongeBob SquarePants
Dream Theater - Systematic Chaos
Black Sabbath - Heaven & Hell
Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Episode 30: Ted & Moonrise Kingdom (guest Heather)


Timeline:

0:00 - Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes News Analysis, Featuring Heather
2:24 - Rita Coolidge - All Time High
2:54 - Intro
3:05 - What Chris Watched (The Newsroom, Safety Not Guaranteed)
5:07 - What Matt Watched (The Newsroom, 21 Jump Street)
6:39 - SPOILER FREE "Ted" discussion
10:41 - SPOILER FREE "Moonrise Kingdom" discussion
16:52 - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
17:22 - FULL SPOILER "Ted" discussion
23:39 - FULL SPOILER "Moonrise Kingdom" discussion
27:17 - Outro
27:54 - Queen - The Hero

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Links:
21 Jump Street
The Best of Bond... James Bond
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Queen - Flash Gordon

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Episode 29: Brave


Timeline:

0:00 - Audioslave - The Curse
0:30 - Intro
0:49 - What Kat watched (Workaholics, Trinity Blood)
3:36 - What Chris watched (A Fistful of Dollars)
4:40 - What Matt watched (The Raid: Redemption, Archer, Louis CK: Hilarious)
6:54 - SPOILER FREE "Brave" discussion
15:40 - The Cult - The Witch
16:10 - FULL SPOILER "Brave" discussion
24:57 - Iron Maiden - The Clansman

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Review: Moonrise Kingdom (2012), dir. Wes Anderson


The following review is spoiler free and is meant to be read BEFORE seeing the movie.

Wes Anderson has fully recovered from the debacle that was The Darjeeling Limited and produced a movie that is flawless from start to finish. Every little moment of this movie is delightful and fun. It is filled with whimsy, even when discussing or alluding to the less-than-pleasant aspects of being children, such as bullying or overbearing parents (or parents who are no longer in the picture).

Sam Shakuski escapes from his Khaki Scout camp, leaving Scout Master Ward puzzled. Soon the scouts and the local police captain set out to find him. Soon they discover that he planned his escape in order to rendezvous with Suzy Bishop, a troubled young girl.

Moonrise Kingdom is a preteen love story about two troubled souls who find a common bond. Their love story is told so uniquely and interestingly, when one would think that there were no more ways left to tell a love story. I was enraptured by the tale of how these two fell in love and how far they would go to stay together.

There is not a bad moment in Moonrise Kingdom. I’m not saying that this movie is great simply because there is nothing bad in it; there is naught but whimsical entertainment in Moonrise Kingdom, a movie filled with magic, sunshine, and happiness. It even has a Goddamn kitten in a wicker box!

Rating:
««««
(4/4)

Review: Safety Not Guaranteed (2012), dir. Colin Trevorrow


The following review is spoiler free and is meant to be read BEFORE seeing the movie.

It’s times like these where I’m reminded I’m not a film critic, but just a lowly blogger who also has a podcast, something everybody and their mother already does. I have really nothing to add to the discussion about Safety Not Guaranteed. I have nothing to say that hasn’t already been said in reviews by people who are ACTUALLY film critics/journalists/historians.

I will say simply this: I enjoyed this character piece so much that I wanted to watch it again the second it was over. This movie was light to be sure, and it doesn’t pack a heavy emotional wallop, but it has two lead characters who make me wish I could talk to them and spend time with them. I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed watching this.

Aubrey Plaza plays Darius, an unpaid intern at a Seattle Magazine (her boss is the sadly underused Mary Lynn Rajskub). She is sent on an assignment to investigate an ad asking for a partner to travel back in time for unspecified reasons. From here she meets the man who placed the ad, an eccentric named Ken.

The rest of this film is an excuse to study regret and how different people deal with it. Some people dwell on it; some people fear to think about it; some people try to make sure nobody will ever make the mistakes they did. For the people who want to dismiss it because of the premise of time travel, it isn’t as high concept as it sounds. It’s so much better than it sounds.

Rating:
«««½
 (3.5/4)